{"product_id":"shakespearean-profanities","title":"Shakespearean Profanities","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInsult like it is 1599 - one hundred put-downs with proper literary pedigree.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen modern swearing feels a bit pedestrian, reach for the Bard. This Gift Republic deck serves up 100 genuine Shakespearean insults, each quoting its play, act and scene, complete with a skull-rated burn rating so you know exactly how hard \"thou lump of foul deformity\" lands. A riotous stocking filler for \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/book-lovers\" title=\"Gifts for Book Lovers\"\u003ebook lovers\u003c\/a\u003e and drama queens alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned in-house in the UK, the deck slips neatly onto a shelf or into a handbag for emergency comebacks. Pair it with something from our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/birthday-gifts\" title=\"Birthday Gift Ideas\"\u003ebirthday gifts\u003c\/a\u003e for a present of true wit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100 authentic insults from the plays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach card cites play, act and scene\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSkull burn ratings rank every zinger\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in-house in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions: 15 x 9 x 3.5cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSharpen thy tongue, thou clever thing.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gift Republic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54967598678401,"sku":"GR490077","price":6.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/gift-republic-shakespearean-profanities-cards-lifestyle.jpg?v=1783294007","url":"https:\/\/contempoonline.co.uk\/products\/shakespearean-profanities","provider":"Contempo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}