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100 Ways To Eat Cock
£6.99
Scottish mug with “ah pure fancy ye” text on tartan.
A Pure Fancy Ye Mug
£11.49
Scottish coaster with “ah pure fancy ye” and tartan heart design.
Ah Pure Fancy Ye Coaster
£4.50
Front view of Bad Santa stress toy in gift box, with festive phrases and bold packaging.
Bad Santa Stress Reliever
£12.00
Scottish Bolt Ya Rocket Coaster with tartan design, high-gloss finish, and bold lettering.
Bolt Ya Rocket Coaster
£4.50
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Bolt Ya Rocket Scottish tartan ceramic mug with bold text.
Bolt Ya Rocket Mug
£11.49
Close-up of ceramic “Can’t Be Arsed” mug with peach pattern, shown next to a bright orange retro-style telephone handset.
Can't Be Arsed Cup
£17.95
Disaster Designs Can’t Be Arsed makeup bag held by hand, featuring vibrant fruit print and bold slogan on white PVC background.
Can't Be Arsed Make Up Bag
£22.99
Person holding the red Christmas Soundbox in front of a blurred Christmas tree, showing clearly labelled festive sound buttons like “Reindeer”, “Party Horn”, and “Merry Christmas”.
Christmas Soundbox
£10.00
Bright pink bar of novelty soap embossed with the phrase “Dirty Bitch” on a white background.
Dirty Bitch Soap
£3.99
Scottish tartan Eejit Coaster with high-gloss finish and humorous design.
Eejit Coaster
£4.50
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Eejit Ceramic Mug with Scottish tartan design and humorous text.
Eejit Mug
£11.49
Hand holding black “F*ck You” and indigo “Chill Out” sculptural text candles in front of a cream curtain, showing off their bold shape and colour contrast.
F*ck You & Chill Out Candle Set (Black/Indigo)
£24.00
Some things are better said in wax. Whether you’re feeling zen or just done with the world, this unapologetic candle set is here to do the talking so you don’t have to. Featuring Fck You* in hot pink and Chill Out in cool cream, these hand-poured taper candles are the ultimate contradiction—bold and playful, sweary and soothing. Each one is made entirely by hand, from the shapely letters to the smooth finish. Unscented and attitude-filled, they’re the perfect centrepiece for a dinner party, a passive-aggre
F*ck You & Chill Out Candle Set (Pink/Cream)
£24.00
Mocha and cream statement candles reading ’Fck You’ and ‘Love You’, shown from the side and held in hand against a neutral curtain backdrop.
F*ck You & Love You Candle Set (Mocha/Cream)
£24.00
Hand holding black “F*ck You” and pink “Love You” text taper candles in front of a soft cream curtain, showcasing the bold lettering and vibrant colours.
F*ck You & Love You Candle Set (Pink/Black)
£24.00
Hot-pink novelty soap bar embossed “GAY BAR” on white background – rose-scented LGBTQ+ gift from Contempo.
Gay Bar Soap
£3.99
Funny Scottish coaster with “glaikit” text and tartan background.
Glaikit Coaster
£4.50
Scottish Glaikit mug with tartan pattern and bold text on front.
Glaikit Mug
£11.49
Funny Scottish coaster with “hanky panky” text on tartan design.
Hanky Panky Coaster
£4.50
Funny hanky panky mug with blue and purple tartan print.
Hanky Panky Mug
£11.49
Hand holding a pair of pink and black sculpted taper candles with 3D text design saying “Love You” and “Hey Sexy!”
Hey Sexy & Love You Candle Set (Black/Pink)
£24.00
A hand holding two novelty taper candles—red “Hey Sexy!” and white “Love You”—against a neutral fabric backdrop, showcasing their bold 3D lettering.
Hey Sexy & Love You Candle Set (Orange/White)
£24.00
Flat lay of Inappropriate Thoughts A5 Notebook with gold pen on wooden desk, next to censored to-do pad – perfect funny gift for stationery lovers.
Inappropriate Thoughts A5 Notebook
£9.99