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Looking for something a little cheeky, a little clever, and definitely not safe for the kids’ table? Our adult gifts collection is packed with playful picks, naughty-but-nice finds, and laugh-out-loud surprises designed for grown-ups who appreciate good humour and great design. Whether you’re shopping for a sassy friend, a cheeky partner, or just your brilliantly inappropriate self - we’ve got the goods.

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Close-up of ceramic “Can’t Be Arsed” mug with peach pattern, shown next to a bright orange retro-style telephone handset.
Can't Be Arsed Cup
£17.95
100 Ways To Eat Cock
£6.99
Hot-pink novelty soap bar embossed “GAY BAR” on white background – rose-scented LGBTQ+ gift from Contempo.
Gay Bar Soap
£3.99
Flat lay of Inappropriate Thoughts A5 Notebook with gold pen on wooden desk, next to censored to-do pad – perfect funny gift for stationery lovers.
Inappropriate Thoughts A5 Notebook
£9.99
Scottish Glaikit mug with tartan pattern and bold text on front.
Glaikit Mug
£11.49
Funny hanky panky mug with blue and purple tartan print.
Hanky Panky Mug
£11.49
Funny Scottish coaster with “glaikit” text and tartan background.
Glaikit Coaster
£4.50
Funny Scottish coaster with “hanky panky” text on tartan design.
Hanky Panky Coaster
£4.50
Cream-coloured thermal travel mug with “Start with Coffee” text, colourful abstract design and clear lid.
Travel Mug 'Start with Coffee
£19.99
Penis Mug showing detailed cartoon illustrations of various penis styles and names, set against a white background with plants.
Penis Mug
£9.00
Bright pink bar of novelty soap embossed with the phrase “Dirty Bitch” on a white background.
Dirty Bitch Soap
£3.99
Front view of Bad Santa stress toy in gift box, with festive phrases and bold packaging.
Bad Santa Stress Reliever
£12.00
Person holding the red Christmas Soundbox in front of a blurred Christmas tree, showing clearly labelled festive sound buttons like “Reindeer”, “Party Horn”, and “Merry Christmas”.
Christmas Soundbox
£10.00
Front-facing image of the Proud Bottle Opener, showing a smiling character design with a smooth matte finish and sculpted arms and chest.
Proud Bottle Opener
£10.00
Some things are better said in wax. Whether you’re feeling zen or just done with the world, this unapologetic candle set is here to do the talking so you don’t have to. Featuring Fck You* in hot pink and Chill Out in cool cream, these hand-poured taper candles are the ultimate contradiction—bold and playful, sweary and soothing. Each one is made entirely by hand, from the shapely letters to the smooth finish. Unscented and attitude-filled, they’re the perfect centrepiece for a dinner party, a passive-aggre
F*ck You & Chill Out Candle Set (Pink/Cream)
£24.00
Hand holding black “F*ck You” and pink “Love You” text taper candles in front of a soft cream curtain, showcasing the bold lettering and vibrant colours.
F*ck You & Love You Candle Set (Pink/Black)
£24.00
Hand holding black “F*ck You” and indigo “Chill Out” sculptural text candles in front of a cream curtain, showing off their bold shape and colour contrast.
F*ck You & Chill Out Candle Set (Black/Indigo)
£24.00
Hand holding black ‘Hey Sexy!’ taper candle, showcasing bold 3D lettering and handmade sculpted wax finishHand holding black ‘Hey Sexy!’ taper candle, showcasing bold 3D lettering and handmade sculpted wax finish.
Nine Inch Hey Sexy Candle
£15.99
A hand holding two novelty taper candles—red “Hey Sexy!” and white “Love You”—against a neutral fabric backdrop, showcasing their bold 3D lettering.
Hey Sexy & Love You Candle Set (Orange/White)
£24.00
Mocha and cream statement candles reading ’Fck You’ and ‘Love You’, shown from the side and held in hand against a neutral curtain backdrop.
F*ck You & Love You Candle Set (Mocha/Cream)
£24.00
Hand holding a pair of pink and black sculpted taper candles with 3D text design saying “Love You” and “Hey Sexy!”
Hey Sexy & Love You Candle Set (Black/Pink)
£24.00
Hand holding the black Nine Inch Fck You taper candle vertically, showing sculpted block letters and matte wax finish against a cream curtain backdrop.
Nine Inch F*ck You Candle (Black)
£15.99
Women’s bamboo socks with sunflower design and text “I’m a little ray of fucking sunshine” in bold black font on a bright teal background with yellow heel and toe.
Ray of Fucking Sunshine Women's Bamboo Socks
£6.99
Men’s bamboo socks with bright yellow sun and cloud pattern on a blue background and bold text reading “I’m a Ray of Fucking Sunshine” – UK 8-11 size.
Ray of Fucking Sunshine Men's Bamboo Socks
£6.99