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Can't Be Arsed Make Up Bag

Name: Can't Be Arsed Make Up Bag
Brand: Disaster Design
SKU: SMAMUPAR001A
Price: 22.99 GBP
Availability: InStock

£22.99

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This bold little bag is the perfect companion for chaotic mornings, lazy nights, or anytime you just can’t be arsed. Covered in juicy hand-painted fruits and unapologetic attitude, it’s made from durable PVC so you can fling it in your bag, spill your coffee, or drop it in the sink, this pouch can take it.

Inside, it’s lined in punchy orange nylon with plenty of room for lippy, liner, and last-minute glam. Whether you’re touching up on the train or stashing it in your weekend bag, it’s the daily dose of personality your beauty routine didn’t know it needed.

Product Features:

Durable wipe-clean PVC outer
Bright orange nylon lining
Gold zip closure with sass to spare
Dimensions: 14.5 x 23.5 x 7.5 cm
Designed by Disaster Designs

Perfect for: Makeup rebels, attitude queens, and anyone who believes in skincare and sarcasm.

🧡 Add it to your cart, unless you can’t be arsed (but you’ll regret it if you don’t).

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🚚 Upgrade to 24 hour delivery within to get it by 10 July

When your mood says “meh” but your makeup game says “fabulous.”

This bold little bag is the perfect companion for chaotic mornings, lazy nights, or anytime you just can’t be arsed. Covered in juicy hand-painted fruits and unapologetic attitude, it’s made from durable PVC so you can fling it in your bag, spill your coffee, or drop it in the sink, this pouch can take it.

Inside, it’s lined in punchy orange nylon with plenty of room for lippy, liner, and last-minute glam. Whether you’re touching up on the train or stashing it in your weekend bag, it’s the daily dose of personality your beauty routine didn’t know it needed.

Product Features:

Durable wipe-clean PVC outer
Bright orange nylon lining
Gold zip closure with sass to spare
Dimensions: 14.5 x 23.5 x 7.5 cm
Designed by Disaster Designs

Perfect for: Makeup rebels, attitude queens, and anyone who believes in skincare and sarcasm.

🧡 Add it to your cart, unless you can’t be arsed (but you’ll regret it if you don’t).

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