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Nine Inch F*ck You Candle (Black)

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Say it with fire and flair - the Nine Inch F*ck You Candle in bold black is a taper candle that doesn’t mince words. Whether it’s burning brightly or sitting smugly on your shelf, this hand-poured statement piece turns passive aggression into high-end décor. Made from a soy and paraffin wax blend, it’s beautifully crafted from top to bottom - including that cheeky middle bit.

  • Unscented, so the drama stays visual

  • Soy & paraffin wax blend

  • Eco-friendly packaging – attitude with ethics

  • Approx. 9 inches tall (23cm)

  • Over 10 hours of slow, satisfying burn

Perfect for: That mate with a wicked sense of humour. A boss-level birthday. Or as a centrepiece for a dinner party no one will forget.

Light it. Love it. Let it burn.

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🚚 Upgrade to 24 hour delivery within to get it by 5 August

Subtle? Absolutely not. Stylish? Always.

Say it with fire and flair - the Nine Inch F*ck You Candle in bold black is a taper candle that doesn’t mince words. Whether it’s burning brightly or sitting smugly on your shelf, this hand-poured statement piece turns passive aggression into high-end décor. Made from a soy and paraffin wax blend, it’s beautifully crafted from top to bottom - including that cheeky middle bit.

  • Unscented, so the drama stays visual

  • Soy & paraffin wax blend

  • Eco-friendly packaging – attitude with ethics

  • Approx. 9 inches tall (23cm)

  • Over 10 hours of slow, satisfying burn

Perfect for: That mate with a wicked sense of humour. A boss-level birthday. Or as a centrepiece for a dinner party no one will forget.

Light it. Love it. Let it burn.

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