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100 Ways To Eat Cock
£6.99
Front view of Bad Santa stress toy in gift box, with festive phrases and bold packaging.
Bad Santa Stress Reliever
£12.00
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Bolt Ya Rocket Scottish tartan ceramic mug with bold text.
Bolt Ya Rocket Mug
£11.49
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Bush Bar Soap purple coconut-scented body positive soap bar with matching pink packaging, photographed on a white background.
Bush Bar Soap
£3.99
Close-up of ceramic “Can’t Be Arsed” mug with peach pattern, shown next to a bright orange retro-style telephone handset.
Can't Be Arsed Cup
£17.95
Green knitted Cats Before Twats hot water bottle with embroidered cat and red pom-poms on a fluffy rug.
Catnip 'Cat's Before Twats' Hot Water Bottle
£14.99
Red and green women’s bamboo socks with bold “Festive As Fuck” slogan and Christmas icons including candy canes, trees, and presents.
Christmas Festive As F*ck - Women's Bamboo Socks
£6.99
Person holding the red Christmas Soundbox in front of a blurred Christmas tree, showing clearly labelled festive sound buttons like “Reindeer”, “Party Horn”, and “Merry Christmas”.
Christmas Soundbox
£10.00
A box of family friendly trivia questions and charades to play around the diner table. The box is open with a couple of cards as an example.
Christmas Trivia and Charades
£4.50
Coffee Pill Mug shaped like a prescription pill pot on a desk.
Coffee Pill Mug
£9.99
Cosmopolitan Cocktail Mix jar with red label and cork lid.
Cosmopolitan Cocktail Mix
£12.00
Bright pink bar of novelty soap embossed with the phrase “Dirty Bitch” on a white background.
Dirty Bitch Soap
£3.99
Dogs Before Dicks pouch with embroidered dogs and yellow tassel held in hands.
Dogs Before Dicks Travel Pouch
£17.00
Person holding Dogs Bollocks Makeup Bag with twin dog print and pink zip.
Dogs Bollocks Travel Bag
£22.00
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Scottish tartan Eejit Coaster with high-gloss finish and humorous design.
Eejit Coaster
£4.50
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Eejit Ceramic Mug with Scottish tartan design and humorous text.
Eejit Mug
£11.49
Espresso Martini Cocktail Mix jar with coffee beans and sugar layers.
Espresso Martini Cocktail Mix
£12.00
Hand squeezing F**kboy Stress Toy squishy figure with man bun and tattoos.
F**Kboy Stress Toy
£9.00
Hand holding black “F*ck You” and indigo “Chill Out” sculptural text candles in front of a cream curtain, showing off their bold shape and colour contrast.
F*ck You & Chill Out Candle Set (Black/Indigo)
£24.00
Some things are better said in wax. Whether you’re feeling zen or just done with the world, this unapologetic candle set is here to do the talking so you don’t have to. Featuring Fck You* in hot pink and Chill Out in cool cream, these hand-poured taper candles are the ultimate contradiction—bold and playful, sweary and soothing. Each one is made entirely by hand, from the shapely letters to the smooth finish. Unscented and attitude-filled, they’re the perfect centrepiece for a dinner party, a passive-aggre
F*ck You & Chill Out Candle Set (Pink/Cream)
£24.00
Mocha and cream statement candles reading ’Fck You’ and ‘Love You’, shown from the side and held in hand against a neutral curtain backdrop.
F*ck You & Love You Candle Set (Mocha/Cream)
£24.00
Hand holding black “F*ck You” and pink “Love You” text taper candles in front of a soft cream curtain, showcasing the bold lettering and vibrant colours.
F*ck You & Love You Candle Set (Pink/Black)
£24.00
Garden Spritz Cocktail Mix by Quai Sud in tall glass bottle with cork lid and green label, layered with lemon peel, mint, apple pieces and cane sugar.
Garden Spritz Cocktail Mix
£12.00
Hot-pink novelty soap bar embossed “GAY BAR” on white background – rose-scented LGBTQ+ gift from Contempo.
Gay Bar Soap
£3.99