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Some mornings just speak for themselves, and this mug says exactly what you’re thinking.|--read-more--|

Covered in a playful peach print and proudly proclaiming “Can’t Be Arsed” on the outside (with the final word “Actually” cheekily revealed inside), this handmade-style ceramic cup is your new go-to for coffee, tea, or a dramatic sigh. Slightly wobbly in shape (on purpose), it’s got a charmingly imperfect vibe, just like us before caffeine.

  • Handmade-look ceramic with a matte finish

  • Secret message inside: “Actually”

  • Dimensions: 8.2 x 14.5 x 8.5 cm

  • Finished in a glossy peach-pink glaze

  • Not suitable for dishwasher or microwave

Perfect for those days when you’re feeling more ‘nope’ than ‘motivated’. A cracking gift for your most sarcastic friend, or for anyone who deserves to sip in sass.

Careful now: Not dishwasher or microwave safe, because even mugs have boundaries.

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