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 Our Inappropriate Thoughts A5 Notebook is the perfect place to unload your wild ideas, unfiltered musings, or chaotic plans for world domination. With a sleek black cover and bold lettering, it’s equal parts sassy and stylish. The gold-edged pages add a little luxe to your mischief, while the elastic closure keeps your secrets under wraps.

  • A5 size with 200 lined pages

  • Matte black cover with silver text

  • Gold gilded page edges for added flair

  • Includes secure elastic closure

  • Dimensions: 21 x 14.8 cm

Ideal for journalling your inner anti-hero or gifting to that one friend who definitely needs a “thoughts filter.”

Let your intrusive thoughts win, get scribbling.

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🚚 Upgrade to 24 hour delivery within to get it by 26 August

Not everything needs to be shared, some things are better left on paper. Our Inappropriate Thoughts A5 Notebook is the perfect place to unload your wild ideas, unfiltered musings, or chaotic plans for world domination. With a sleek black cover and bold lettering, it’s equal parts sassy and stylish. The gold-edged pages add a little luxe to your mischief, while the elastic closure keeps your secrets under wraps.

  • A5 size with 200 lined pages

  • Matte black cover with silver text

  • Gold gilded page edges for added flair

  • Includes secure elastic closure

  • Dimensions: 21 x 14.8 cm

Ideal for journalling your inner anti-hero or gifting to that one friend who definitely needs a “thoughts filter.”

Let your intrusive thoughts win, get scribbling.

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