"I couldn’t be arsed wrapping" Bottle Gift Bag

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For those moments when honesty is the best policy, this bottle bag says it all so you don't have to.

We've all been there - staring at a roll of wrapping paper wondering why we bother. This 'I couldn't be arsed wrapping.' bottle gift bag cuts straight to the chase and gets a laugh in the process. Pop in their favourite bottle and you're done.

• Brilliantly honest funny slogan design
• Fits standard wine and spirit bottles
• Quality card with yellow rope handles
• Bottle size: fits standard 75cl
  

Wrapping sorted in seconds - with a guaranteed giggle.