"I couldn't be arsed wrapping" Medium Gift Bag

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Give the gift of laughter before they even peek inside - this cheeky slogan gift bag says what we're all thinking.

We've all been there - wrestling with wrapping paper, losing the sellotape, and ending up with something that looks like a toddler wrapped it. This bold blue medium gift bag takes the stress out of gift-giving and adds a brilliant laugh instead.

Bright yellow text on a vibrant blue background makes this bag a gift in itself. Finished with sturdy yellow rope handles, it looks fab and carries everything from candles to chocolate with ease.

Part of our gift presentation range, this bag is ideal for birthdays, leaving dos, and any occasion where honesty is the best policy.

• Bold yellow text on vibrant blue
• Sturdy yellow rope handles
• Fits most medium-sized gifts
• Approx. 25 x 21.5 x 10cm
• From the Mint Publishing range

Wrap it up - or rather, don't - with a smile.