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Och Wheesht & Get Oan Wae It is a brilliant little hardback packed with 160 pages of razor-sharp Scottish wit and wisdom. From dry one-liners to uplifting nuggets of no-nonsense advice, this book celebrates the humour Scotland is famous for – bold, self-deprecating, and always ready to cut through the nonsense.

Presented in the classic “Keep Calm” style format, it’s the perfect pick-me-up for anyone who appreciates a straight-talking chuckle. For more wonderfully tongue-in-cheek reads, explore our Scottish gifts and books collection.

  • Hardback Scottish humour book

  • 160 pages of witty one-liners

  • Published by Doodlemacdoodle

  • ISBN: 9780955364112

  • Approx. 137 x 100mm

Ideal as a stocking filler, desk companion or thoughtful gift for anyone who loves Scotland’s signature humour. A guaranteed grin in pocket-sized form.

Pop it in your basket and gie yourself (or someone else) a laugh.

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Because sometimes you just need a good old Scottish telling-off – with love, of course.

Och Wheesht & Get Oan Wae It is a brilliant little hardback packed with 160 pages of razor-sharp Scottish wit and wisdom. From dry one-liners to uplifting nuggets of no-nonsense advice, this book celebrates the humour Scotland is famous for – bold, self-deprecating, and always ready to cut through the nonsense.

Presented in the classic “Keep Calm” style format, it’s the perfect pick-me-up for anyone who appreciates a straight-talking chuckle. For more wonderfully tongue-in-cheek reads, explore our Scottish gifts and books collection.

  • Hardback Scottish humour book

  • 160 pages of witty one-liners

  • Published by Doodlemacdoodle

  • ISBN: 9780955364112

  • Approx. 137 x 100mm

Ideal as a stocking filler, desk companion or thoughtful gift for anyone who loves Scotland’s signature humour. A guaranteed grin in pocket-sized form.

Pop it in your basket and gie yourself (or someone else) a laugh.

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