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Standard Delivery:

• Orders under £19.99: £6.99
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• Orders £50+: FREE

Orders ship within 24 hours and typically arrive within 3 days.

Next Day Delivery: Available from £2.50 extra – order by 3pm for next-day arrival.

Saturday Delivery: Available – order by 3pm Friday for weekend delivery.

International Delivery

We also offer international shipping on all products excluding Jellycat. Rates and delivery times vary by location – details are available at checkout.

Returns Policy

Hassle-Free Returns

We want you to love your purchase! If you’re not completely satisfied, you can return your item within 30 days of purchase for a refund. Here’s how:

1. Email us at customer.service@contempo.gifts to let us know you’d like to make a return.

2. Send the item back to us in its original condition.

Please note that return shipping costs are the responsibility of the customer unless the item is faulty. For more information, read our full Refunds Policy.

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Made for maximum giggles, this cheeky extendable novelty stick features a smiling poop topper and a sturdy telescopic handle for safe, mess-free mischief.

Lightweight and easy to use, it’s all about playful pranks without crossing the line. You’ll find it fits right in alongside our other novelty gifts and quirky presents for people who enjoy a good laugh.

Whether it’s slipped into a birthday bundle or paired with something unexpected from our gifts for friends collection, this one delivers instant reactions and zero clean-up.

• Extendable telescopic design
• Lightweight and easy to use
• Fun, mess-free prank prop
• Suitable for ages 6+
• Length up to 375mm

Perfect for office jokes, birthday laughs, or that friend who still finds toilet humour funny. It’s the kind of novelty gift that gets passed around, talked about, and remembered long after the wrapping paper’s gone.

Go on, poke the funny bone and add one to your basket.