Size Matters Game

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Who said size doesn’t matter?|--read-more--| In this outrageous party game, it definitely does. Size Matters is the cheeky trivia game where your answers add inches, and the longest erection wins! Perfect for hen parties, stag dos, or a night of unapologetically naughty fun with friends.

Test your knowledge with sex-based trivia, build your penis piece by piece, and watch the competition rise to the occasion. Just remember: it’s not about how smart you are, it’s about how long you can last!

Product Features:

• Hilarious sex-based trivia game

• 2–4 players, ages 18+

• Includes trivia cards & penis puzzle pieces

• Build the biggest erection to win

• Box dimensions: approx. 14 x 10 x 5 cm

When to Play:

Hen night? Stag do? Adult games night? This is the game that gets everyone laughing, blushing, and maybe even learning a little along the way.

Think you can measure up? Grab Size Matters and prove it!