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🧵 Authentic Harris Tweed, hand-woven in Scotland

Product Details

Embrace the chaos with this darkly humorous circus-themed mug.

Perfect for those juggling life's madness, this ceramic mug features bold red and white stripes paired with a witty message that says 'Apparently I'm the ringmaster of this shit show'. It's the ideal gift for anyone who keeps their cool whilst everything spins out of control. 

Bring dark humour to your kitchen with this statement piece from our mugs collection. Whether you're starting a chaotic Monday or celebrating Friday freedom, this mug holds 370ml of your favourite hot drink and keeps it hot. Microwave and dishwasher safe for easy everyday use.

  • Bold red and white circus stripes
  • Witty ringmaster slogan
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Dimensions: 8.5 x 12 x 9.5cm
  • Generous 370ml capacity

The perfect gift for anyone running their very own circus.

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