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Eejit Coaster

Name: Eejit Coaster
Brand: Pureminted
Price: 4.5 GBP
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£4.50

Add a touch of Scottish humour to your table with the Eejit Coaster!...See full description →

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Featuring the classic Scots insult in a stylish tartan design, this high-gloss coaster is a great conversation starter.

What you'll love:

High-Gloss Finish: Sleek and easy to clean.
Hardback Base: Durable and protects surfaces.
Scottish Banter Design: Perfect for adding a fun touch to any space.
Great Gift Idea: Ideal for friends, family, or anyone who enjoys a laugh!

A cheeky and practical addition to any home—perfect for coffee, tea, or a dram!

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Add a touch of Scottish humour to your table with the Eejit Coaster! Featuring the classic Scots insult in a stylish tartan design, this high-gloss coaster is a great conversation starter.

What you'll love:

High-Gloss Finish: Sleek and easy to clean.
Hardback Base: Durable and protects surfaces.
Scottish Banter Design: Perfect for adding a fun touch to any space.
Great Gift Idea: Ideal for friends, family, or anyone who enjoys a laugh!

A cheeky and practical addition to any home—perfect for coffee, tea, or a dram!

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