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You're Still A Twat Cork Coaster

Name: You're Still A Twat Cork Coaster
Brand: ART WOW
SKU: 625243_100
Price: 6.99 GBP
Availability: InStock

£6.99

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This traditional square glossy coaster has rounded edges and a cork back, giving your table a break from rings while your guests get a laugh. Pair it with our barware for peak drinks-trolley energy.

Perfect for cheeky housewarmings, blunt Secret Santa wins, or anyone who treats “polite” as optional.

Glossy top with cork backing
Wipe-clean surface
Rounded edges for comfort
9.52 cm x 9.52 cm
Big laugh, small footprint

Go on, give your coffee table a personality.

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🚚 Upgrade to 24 hour delivery within to get it by 3 February

Because your drink deserves a resting place with a bit more bite.

This traditional square glossy coaster has rounded edges and a cork back, giving your table a break from rings while your guests get a laugh. Pair it with our barware for peak drinks-trolley energy.

Perfect for cheeky housewarmings, blunt Secret Santa wins, or anyone who treats “polite” as optional.

Glossy top with cork backing
Wipe-clean surface
Rounded edges for comfort
9.52 cm x 9.52 cm
Big laugh, small footprint

Go on, give your coffee table a personality.

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