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Penis Mug

Name: Penis Mug
Brand: Gift Republic
SKU: GR105002
Price: 9.0 GBP
Availability: InStock

£9.00

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Sip with a smirk thanks to the brilliantly cheeky Penis Mug. Adorned with a gallery of illustrated members in all shapes, sizes, and styles (with names like “The Baton” and “The Worm”—yes, really), it’s the perfect way to raise eyebrows and mugs in equal measure.

Whether you’re perking up your own morning or gifting it to your naughtiest friend, this mug is a guaranteed conversation starter—ideal for hen dos, birthdays, or just embracing life’s more humorous side.

Standard size ceramic mug
Covered in cheeky cartoon illustrations
Gift-boxed and ready to raise a smile
Dishwasher and microwave safe

Great for office rebels, coffee-loving comedians, and anyone who enjoys a well-endowed sense of humour.

Warning: may cause giggles before caffeine.

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🚚 Upgrade to 24 hour delivery within to get it by 10 July

Size doesn’t matter… but your mug game does.

Sip with a smirk thanks to the brilliantly cheeky Penis Mug. Adorned with a gallery of illustrated members in all shapes, sizes, and styles (with names like “The Baton” and “The Worm”—yes, really), it’s the perfect way to raise eyebrows and mugs in equal measure.

Whether you’re perking up your own morning or gifting it to your naughtiest friend, this mug is a guaranteed conversation starter—ideal for hen dos, birthdays, or just embracing life’s more humorous side.

Standard size ceramic mug
Covered in cheeky cartoon illustrations
Gift-boxed and ready to raise a smile
Dishwasher and microwave safe

Great for office rebels, coffee-loving comedians, and anyone who enjoys a well-endowed sense of humour.

Warning: may cause giggles before caffeine.

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