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Poo Curling Game

Name: Poo Curling Game
Brand: Rex London
SKU: 31310
Price: 9.99 GBP
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£9.99

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This cheeky twist on curling is guaranteed to have friends and family in stitches. Roll out the mat, grab your curling poos, and get ready to slide your way to glory, closest to the bullseye wins!

Target mat: approx. 120 × 28cm
Six sliding curling poos (3cm × 2.5cm)
Includes drawstring storage bag
Compact box: 30.2 × 7.1 × 7.1cm
Hilarious gift for families & friends

Perfect for parties, game nights, or just when you fancy a little light-hearted competition. It’s the ultimate blend of skill, silliness, and sheer toilet humour.

💩 Slide to victory, or at least giggle trying!

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Who knew poo could be this competitive? This cheeky twist on curling is guaranteed to have friends and family in stitches. Roll out the mat, grab your curling poos, and get ready to slide your way to glory, closest to the bullseye wins!

Target mat: approx. 120 × 28cm
Six sliding curling poos (3cm × 2.5cm)
Includes drawstring storage bag
Compact box: 30.2 × 7.1 × 7.1cm
Hilarious gift for families & friends

Perfect for parties, game nights, or just when you fancy a little light-hearted competition. It’s the ultimate blend of skill, silliness, and sheer toilet humour.

💩 Slide to victory, or at least giggle trying!

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